Determination vows "considerable."

I was determined to not make a new post unless I had successfully purchased a MacBook, as sort of a weak attempt at strike, which had the considerable effect of making me extremely thirsty. The computer, I suppose, is simply a mythical object, shrouded in mystery "like the sun" and sadly lacking in "OMG I EXIST" department. My arrogance deceives me and you win, MacBook Pro. You're ugly, harsh name and stunning factor have done me in—

Enough of that.

The Holy Grail aside, my legs hurt. Hurt as in stiff. Hurt as in the only thing I can do is sit around and play Xbox— damn-I'm-cool-right-now. Hurt as in why does Austin Park 'n' Pizza have such tiny little go-karts. Hurt as in hurt, misconstrued, indescribable hurt. So hurt I sit here, often not smiling and not making happy comments about your earrings, sad one. Hurt as in the burning of a thousand babies — oh wait that's laughter — nevermind. Speaking of such, What's the difference between a baby and a $20 bill? [Pause here to think, please. -Ed.] ...I've never thrown away a $20 bill before.

Had a test today in Mrs. Allen's, woe upon me for the dark sin I hath committed, for cheating hath not taketh place upon this day, but failure hath, and my words are like a ribband around a velvet slipper, without a point and without a single place to attach to, oh, woe, upon me! Mercutio deserved not to die, for he was without fault, for he was the one who had been of intelligence and smug arrogance— my hero.

Did I mention we're reading Romeo and Juliet in English? Enough of that.



I've gone and downgraded my PSP's firmware again to v1.5, as you can see in my screenshot*; it seems I'm going to stay there a while. Only legit 50's like me still use v1.5— you're a legit retard if you use v2.6 and play Splinter Cell. Legit back-ups FTW!

Oblivion is mind-numbingly awesome.


* I apologize for the black line, it seems my PSP capture tool is not particularly the best... Oh well. Oh yeah and I blurred out the MAC address. Why? Because I'm paranoid.